Ummmmmmm...really nothing to go in here today. Maz has work on Seeker tomorrow and with a 10.15am start she likes them so far, that could all change tomorrow though.
Maz distroyed her friends list on Stalkbook this evening, about 100 people didn't make the cut "I'm sorry, you are the weakest link...now fuck off".
Shit all in the news besides a whole bunch of crap about people dying or some boy trying to rob a member of the public with a toy gun...OH and today (informed by Tina) marks 40years since America faked walking on the moon...hahaha. COME ON THE FLAG DIDN'T MOVE RIGHT!!! Anywho some monkey landed on the moon 40years ago, woot woot for man!!!
The worst of winter may be over for Auckland but weather forecasters are warning it will get wet and windy again before next weekend. MetService weather ambassador Bob McDavitt said although signs of spring had started popping up in the city two weeks early, it was too soon to celebrate winter's end.
A range of imported drinks marketed as fruit juice has been recalled after the Commerce Commission found the products contained little or no trace of fruit. Armenian Imports Limited, trading as Super Juice, distributed four juice products from Armenia under the brand name Yan. An investigation by the commission found at least two of the products were incorrectly labelled. Beverages described as 100 per cent blackcurrant juice, peach juice and pomegranate juice were tested by an independent laboratory.
A frustrated dad sold his family trampoline for $1 after a series of expensive mishaps. He explains in his Trade Me listing: "If I had a chainsaw, I would hack it into small pieces on a stormy night while cackling like a maniac ...I got it for free from a neighbour, and thought, 'Bargain' ... Little did I know that it would end up costing me $742.
Incident 1: Tandem jumping collision. One kid jumped up, other was coming down, downward one's front teeth went into the head of the upwards one. Tears, blood, cracked teeth ... Result - $48 at A& E (kid number one's head), $84 at dentist (kid number two's teeth), $24 painkillers.
Incident 2: Son sneaks out at 8pm for sneaky jump. Can't see edge, falls off into tree stump ... Result - $72 x-rays, $48 at A&E.
Incident 3: Two kids decide to throw stones on to neighbour's roofs while jumping. Smash one neighbour's leadlight window. Old lady with the wobbly head next door thinks tapping on roof is demon/lava/dead husband/Jesus/Santa in May. She 'comes over all queer' (that's what she told me, hatefully, may I add) and rings ambulance in case she's dying/possessed. Ambulance man tells me off. Result: Leadlight, $140; ambulance, $90; flowers for wobbly head lady, $38; flowers for leadlight lady, $38.
Incident 4: After just four weeks, I decide to kill trampoline. Try to dismantle its springs. Trap finger. I'm sure I heard trampoline chuckle. Result: $58 A&E, $78 x-ray, $24 wine and painkillers."
LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF
AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 14 °C
Min: 7°C (overnight)
Humidity: 89%
Cloudy periods and the odd shower. Southwesterlies. (Translation: meh day)
CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Blank moment...so no weirdness...
DAILY FOF MOMENT
Well the original fail of the day was going to be Tina tripping on the edge of a bit of wood under a mat and looking like a total dick...hahahaha. BUT something far more entertaining happened.
Brought to you yet again by Tina...
She was trying on Matt's work harness...Matt said "try that on", so she tried it on...he then told Tina to tighten it up, so naturally she listened (like the good little bitch she is)...HOWEVER, while she wasn't paying attention Matt flung it up over the beam and lifted her off the ground.
Meanwhile Maz was on the computer after culling her list when she heard Tina then screaming like a bitch cause her balls were hurting. Maz ran in saw what was going on, ran back, got her camera, realised there was no card, managed to go grab one and take a photo all before she was let down...."hahaha...what good help I was. Such a good friend I am"
Tina didn't want you to see her crying like a bitch because of her balls, so we have blurred her
SO that is the FAIL OF THE DAY!!
At least Tina learnt, Never trust Matt when strapped in a harness!
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