Day FiftyOne of being Aflickionless...

Hmmmm Cirque du Soleil is back in town and the school holidays have come around again. Okay is it just me or does it seem like they are always on holiday?

Maz is off to see Transformers tonight (will either update after the movie, or it will be in tomorrows blog). UPDATED: Okay so Maz WAS meant to go see Transformers tonight, BUT after getting there and putting in the order her card decided it wouldn't read. Even tried the ATM and it wouldn't read...FUCKIN RAAAA!!! Russell had her card in his jacket, so Maz is thinking his keys scratched it to fuck (even though they were in the pocket infront). So now she has to manually withdraw money till she gets her new card.
Maz is also regreting have such big flippers after looking at shoes on TradeMe, why are all the cute or cool ones for little feet? She is in love with the two pairs of shoe below, BUT they are both size 7

However, she also kinda wishes her feet were bigger (see shoes below)

Besides drooling over shoes, Maz has also been working on a new painting. Below is the first look at it, titled "Opps, I threw up custard"

Michael Jackson stuff for sale on EBay...
Moonwalkingmichael.com (just the domain name). Buy now is $21,000,000.00
Michael Jackson autographed Moonwalk shoes...buy now $20,000,000.00
Heaps more stuff on there, its just nuts. And before we get into the daily news and keeping with the Michael Jackson theme, below is a tour of the Neverland Ranch.



New Zealand appears to have had its first swine flu deaths following confirmation today that three people who have died in the past week had the virus.

Up to 15 houses were left with missing roofing iron and tiling, along with broken windows, after what appeared to be a tornado ripped through Kaitaia this afternoon.

Health officials are working to contain a measles outbreak in Christchurch. Four teenagers at Christchurch Boys' High School have caught the potentially lethal infection, with a fifth case suspected.

How many Unilodge employees does it take to change a lightbulb? One, provided you pay them $12. This is the joke told by Canadian student Graeme Clarke who was not forced to pay only $6 to replace the blown lightbulb in his former bedroom but also a $12 "installation fee" after leaving his $275-a-week room at Unilodge, in Auckland's inner city.

A couple of infrequent visitors to New Zealand waters were spotted off Auckland's Milford Beach this week. Steve Barham photographed this southern right whale (Eubalaena australis) and her calf on their way to Whangaparaoa.

Massey University marine ecology lecturer Karen Stockin told the Weekend Herald the whales - considered an endangered species in New Zealand waters - were probably spending time in warmer, safer, coastal waters before the youngster made his first journey to sub-Antarctic feeding grounds. When fully grown, it could measure up to 18m and tip the scales at 117 tonnes. The calf could live up to 70 years.

The owner of a hotel in small west coast town has died after being punched in the face by a woman patron. David White, the owner of the Little Wanganui Hotel, which is 20kms south of Karamea, was fatally assaulted after trying to intervene in an argument between to females early on Friday morning.

Lockwood Smith has become the first Speaker of the House to be married at Parliament. Thirty-nine years after meeting his sweetheart, the pair finally tied the knot in a ceremony Mr Smith described as a fairytale.

MICHAEL JACKSON HUMOR
Michael Jackson's ashes with be made into a violin. they are going to call it the the kiddy fiddler.

Micheal Jackson did not die in hospital after a heart attack, really he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.

The family of Michael Jackson is sewing the paramedics,they said he would have been just fine if they had brought him to a Children's Hospital.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson wanted to be cremated and put into an Etch A Sketch so that little boys could still play with him.

SLIGHTLY TWISTED (BY MISS CADAVER)
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 16 °C
Min: 10°C (overnight)
Humidity: 92 %
Rain, some thundery with hail. Fresh northeast. (Translation: Bit colder than it has been lately, don't believe them about the thunder though...not after the other night.)

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Maz is actually going to the movies tonight (rather than DHnF), she hasn't been since Christmas Day *gasp*

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Bejeweled has been broke on Facebook all day. FAIL!

and the BIGGEST FAIL of the day goes to Maz's bank card, for not working, even though it was working fine yesterday. BIG PHAT PHAIL!!!