Day FiftyFour of being Aflickionless...

Let's see...hmmm...Tina went and signed up for Fresh Talent today (same agent that Maz & Dee are with). Now I realise that you haven't met Tina yet, but I'm sure you will at some point.
When Maz & Tina went to the supermarket they were being dicks while waiting in the line...Maz was doing the "You know you want me" dance, but what Tina didn't tell her is that the lady infront of them was looking at Maz like she was on crack or something. Then while being served the checkout girl was looking at Maz & Tina like they were a couple and smiling to herself. Was a classic moment.

Topics of this evening: flaps, tits and ass!!!

And lookie, lookie what Maz got off TradeMe this evening. Hopefully she will have it very, very soon...and no the blonde doesn't come with it

JayJay called in sick to work today, which means that JayJay's mum thinks she must be dying and should move home for a week. I think she might have the swine...haha...or maybe its the crack *gasp*.
JayJay's set from National Anthems is FINALLY up on CityVibes and she also has a set up on the UPFM site.

Amber has discovered The Gossip, so is currently looking up remixes of their stuff. And she has yet MORE ink!!! This time...bats on her back.

Leading oil companies have dropped the price of petrol and diesel from this afternoon. The price of petrol has been cut by four cents making 91-octane $1.63.9 a litre, and 95-octane $1.69.9 a litre.

A young woman was groped by a flasher while walking to a city backpackers in Christchurch last night, police say. The 20-year-old woman was walking down Gloucester Street between Stanmore Road and Fitzgerald Ave about 10pm when she noticed a man outside a property near where she was headed. As she passed him, he undid the zip on his pants and exposed himself, before groping her from behind as she tried to open the backpackers' door. He ran off when she screamed. (not the right way to pick up chicks huh?)

Police are trying to work out the identity of a human jawbone found on a Christchurch beach. Dental records had confirmed the jawbone was not that of missing woman Tisha Lowry, Christchurch police Detective Senior Sergeant Virginia Le Bas said. Ms Lowry was last seen on September 25 after waving goodbye to her grandfather at the Bower Tavern in suburban New Brighton.

Three of Auckland Zoo's Bornean orang utans are moving to a Florida zoo this month, where they will take part in their captive breeding programme. Indra and Horst have been at the zoo for over 25 years, along with their 20-year-old daughter Intan. The Bornean orang utan only breeds once every 6-10 years and generally only produce one offspring. A public day to farewell the orang utans will be held at the zoo on 19 July.

They're known as Generation Y - today's older teens and 20-somethings, regarded as a self-obsessed lot who blow their pay packets as quickly as they text their friends. But two Waikato researchers say Generation Y is no more self-centred and fickle in the workplace than the generations before them.

Twelve people are now in New Zealand intensive care wards with swine flu. The number of people in hospital with the virus, influenza A (H1N1) was 47, and 12 of those were in intensive care, the Ministry of Health confirmed today. The number of confirmed cases of swine flu was now 1195, up from 1059 yesterday, she said.

Reverend Al Sharpton is using his Sunday appearance at The First A.M.E. Church in South Los Angeles to call for a U.S. Postage stamp honoring Michael Jackson, as well as national day of mourning. Sharpton faces a steep challenge in getting the stamp approved, as commemorative stamps cannot even be considered until 5 years after the subject's death, according to the U.S. Postal Service. The only exception to the rule is for deceased U.S. Presidents, who have traditionally been honored with a stamp released on their birthdays, following date of death. (so maybe little boys will be able to lick him even after death)

Little people are calling on the Federal Communications Commission to ban the use of the word "midget" on broadcast TV. The group Little People of America said Sunday the word is just as offensive as racial slurs. The request was prompted by an April episode of NBC's Celebrity Apprentice that the group said was demeaning. In the episode, contestants created a detergent ad called "Jesse James and the Midgets." The contestants, including Joan Rivers, suggested bathing little people in the detergent and hanging them to dry.

BECAUSE IT MADE ME LAUGH
I don't lknow if you have seen this or not, but I saw it for the first time last night and it made me crack up laughing...



LINE OF THE DAY
"Fuck my ass...hurts" - Tina, talking about her sore butt (for unknown reasons) on the way back from the supermarket
(please take note of the pause, which is what made it so effective)

SLIGHTLY TWISTED (BY MISS CADAVER)
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline

TALKING WITH MOTHERS (BY MISS CADAVER)
Amber Cadaver says: got a review in a music magazine
Amber Cadaver says: 8/10
jan says: is that the name of the magazine
Amber Cadaver says: no mum
Amber Cadaver says: the name of the magazine is Nocturne

Awww bless 'em...

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 15 °C
Min: 8°C (overnight)
Humidity: 81 %
Cloud increasing and northwesterlies developing. (Translation: cloud...but nice day otherwise, didn't notice any rain)

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Maz still has sore cheeks and a sore jaw...

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Maz lost her eyebrow jewerly somewhere between the bedroom and the Spartacus set yesterday and totally forgot until she went to bed last night, and then didn't remember again till just now. FAIL!