Maz was unfairly woken at about 3.40am this morning, due to the cat (Florida) thinking that it would be awesome if she threw up her furball on the bed. Best part, she threw it up on Russell's side of the bed. Then Maz had to clean up the cat pee in the bathroom (at least it was there and not on the carpet right).
It's also Friday, which means it's rubbish day. So at about 7.30am Maz walked down the drive to put the rubbish out...BUGGER...she was too late, it had already been collected. Brilliant start to the day huh? So what did Maz do? She cleaned the pissy mood away.
This evening brought about domestic Maz, when she cooked dinner for everybody (Matt, Russell, the 3 kids and herself). Even cleaned the kitched and loaded the dishwasher after. How fuckin domestic.
Currently listening to the kids thumping and yelling upstairs, I so know why I don't have kids...argh they are so annoying...and remember they know everything. Why because they are DICKS! And this is why I didn't want to move in! FUCK!
Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. The original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action. (Can you say "AWESOME"?!?!)
Russell was a good bitch today and did all the washing. As his Facebook status currently says "Braid my hair and call me 'Washer Man'"
And before today's news in brief...it's time for the song...
"82 days till Haydn gets back, 82 days till he returns, wake up one day and fuck around, 81 days till Haydn returns"
The distributor of Mary Lou wooden dolls has launched a partial recall, after independent researchers found some of the beads on the teething toys could be pulled off.
Whangarei's Zion Wildlife Gardens has been allowed to reopen, following the mauling of a lion keeper on May 29. The Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry (MAF) and the Department of Labour gave approval for the Northland park to reopen today after keeper Dalu Mncube was killed by a white tiger last month.
Researchers looking into the cost of milk say its high price is detrimental to the health of children. Dr Louise Signal and Moira Smith are researchers at Otago University's Department of Public Health. They say the de-regulation of the milk market since the 1980s has significantly reduced milk's accessibility and affordability.
Despite the price being paid to farmers plunging this year, the retail price for two litres of milk remains the same as a year ago at around $3.21. They say just 38 per cent of children drink milk daily - and 17 per cent do not drink it at all.
A teenage boy has been arrested after a woman in her 70s was sexually assaulted in her Taranaki home early this morning. The 17-year-old, also a resident of the Taranaki town of Eltham, was arrested by police about 12.30 today - about six hours after the 6.15am attack. He faces three counts of sexual violation, one assault with intent to commit sexual violation, one count of burglary and one of being unlawfully on a property. (WTF?!? That is just fucked up)
AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 13 °C
Min: 4 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 65 %
Fine spells and cloudy periods. Southwesterly. (Translation: Yup it was fine all day, fuckin cold now though)
CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Haven't been to Ginger Minx in ages...
DAILY FOF MOMENT
Russell went to do the washing at his mum's, Maz reminded him to take the washing powder (so her's didn't have to be used)...and what do you know. Russell forgot the washing powder, but not only that...he also forgot his wallet. FAIL! (would of been a better fail if he ran out of gas...)
BUT...
The biggest fail has to go to me (Maz). I should of known by the number of blogs to number of days written on the blogs that something was up...but did I? NO! Maz screwed up the blog days...I was one short...I skipped day 29. Well it wasn't skipped, it was there...but it was titled as Day Thirty. Oops! It's all fixed now and its how it should be...but it also means that the song it wrong. It should be...
"83 days till Haydn gets back, 83 days till he returns, wake up one day and fuck around, 82 days till Haydn returns"
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