Codeine Like Candy released "Get On Your Knees" today and to celebrate Miss Cadaver is getting the CLC logo tattooed.
Maz hasn't heard from JayJay in a while, so there is still no update on those fails. We just hope she isn't working too hard. Maz had a bit of a Fatty Mc Fat Fat moment this afternoon when she eat about 5 or 6 pieces of pizza, 2 pieces of cheesy garlic bread and however main glasses of coke.
Florida has ventured out into the big wide world that is Bayview/the new house today. So far she has spent a good few hours outside, came in for a feed and is back out there again. aslong as she comes home and doesn't kill the tui's Maz doesn't mind.
Maori Party co-leader Tariana Turia is putting herself up for auction to help three brothers to continue their sports careers. The highest bidder will win a two-hour dinner with her. The Trade Me auction begins next Monday.
A three-day tramp in Arthurs Pass National Park ended painfully for a woman who fell 200m down a slope and her son, who jumped after her. Both survived yesterday's incident and were picked up by rescue helicopter after setting off their locator beacon, One News reported. Andrea Short suffered a dislocated thumb and bruises after falling down a slope covered with rocks and ice.
Cadbury is recalling 200g blocks of Old Gold Dark Chocolate after a labelling error left off a warning that it contains milk protein. The product itself is fine but anyone allergic to milk protein should return it for a full refund, the company said.
A Belgian teen is suing a tattoo artist for thousands of pounds after waking up with 56 stars tattooed across her face - after she says she asked for just three. The Daily Mail reports that 
eighteen-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck paid NZ$145 (£55) for the work in her hometown of Courtrai, Belgium. She says the Romanian tattooist misunderstood her request in French and English - and that she fell asleep while he applied the tattoo.
Rouslan Toumaniantz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, denies her claim. He said she knew 'exactly what she wanted'. He added: 'She was awake and looked into the mirror several times as the procedure was taking place. 'The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. 'They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish! 'She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.'
A 65-year-old woman lay trapped in her upturned car desperately sounding her horn for help for about 10 minutes before anyone stopped to help. Dozens of cars drove right by and swerved to avoid Anne Kiwi's car which lay partly on the road after the Rotorua woman crashed when cut off by a passing vehicle on SH5 near Tarukenga. Mrs Kiwi had been driving home to Rotorua after a weekend away when the crash happened on Monday. She was unharmed but was terrified as she was trapped upside down in the car.
An Auckland bakery was wrecked yesterday when an 87-year-old woman mistakenly stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake and ploughed into the shop. Police and ambulance services were called to Bakers Delight at the Pakuranga Westfield shopping centre, at around 12.30pm. The car narrowly missed a child. However, two women - a customer and an employee - were taken to hospital. The customer suffered serious leg injuries while the employee was treated for cuts to her head caused by flying glass.
Public health authorities are restricting the number of people they test for swine flu, now that the pandemic is escalating rapidly in New Zealand. The total of confirmed cases rose by 31 to reach 117 yesterday, up from 35 last Friday when the number began rising fast.
Maz's submission for Issue 22 of JPG Magazine. Piha: III.
AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 11 °C
Min: 2 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 57 %
Fine. Evening cloud in the west. Light winds. (Translation: It was sunny, but fuck was it chilly. Seriously I could be making cash as a glass cutter)
CURRENT WEIRDNESS
There is sun, but it's still freakin cold.
DAILY FOF MOMENT
Russell was about to get into bed and then he remembered he was meant to get milk last night. signs on old age huh? To add to that Tina had also forgotten to get milk at 3 other points in the day...it was even written on the shopping list.
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