Day NintyTwo of being Aflickionless...

Maz has been gluing and has so far been more successful than yesterday at not gluing her fingers to the dress. Touch wood it shall continue.

DVD-rom is well not much of a DVD-rom, which really sucks when it comes to being able to play games. BUT fear not, OGRE TO THE RESCUE (you will meet Ogre one day no doubt). 15 dolla dpd-rom...love you long time...no wait that's wrong. Anywho new DVD-rom which means...BRING ON THE GAMING!

WOW IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT...and I didn't even notice.

A man was crushed to death in an elevator shaft at a Fonterra plant in Southland today. Ambulance staff found the man dead from a "crushing injury" in the shaft at the Edendale plant, 37km north-east of Invercargill, after they were told he was missing at 11.08am, the Southland Times reported. (that must of been crushing news for his family to hear. I know, I know, I'm going to hell...but you know you were thinking it too)

New Zealand rugby legend Colin Meads may now be a knight, but he doesn't want to be called sir. "I'm still Colin Meads and I will be till I die," he said today at a ceremony in Wellington's Old St Paul's church for those who have chosen to be redesignated as Knights or Dames. "It's a great honour, and I'm pleased for the people of Te Kuiti and for rugby too," Sir Colin said. (is it just me or is it funny that the paper called him "sir" when he said he just wanted to be Colin?)

Drivers will be banned from using cellphones in their vehicles from November under new rules that will also require motorcyclists to use their headlights during the day. Transport Minister Steven Joyce announced yesterday that also from November, drivers talking or texting while at the wheel would face fines of $80 and would receive 20 demerit points. Motorcyclists could be fined $100 for driving without headlights on during the day.
The tough new cellphone laws surprised AA spokesman Mike Noon, whose organisation had supported a ban, but suggested a more modest $50 fine and 10 demerit points.
DRIVING PENALTIES
* Using a phone, $80 fine and 20 demerit points
* Speeding (starts at) $80, 10 demerit points
* Riding a motorcycle without a headlight, $100.
* Not wearing a seatbelt, $150
* Not carrying a driver's licence, $55
* Not holding a current driver's licence, $400

SIDESWIPPING IT...
A reader shares her expensive romantic weekend away in Christchurch: "Plane tickets - $300, hotel room - $240, room service breakfast - $60 ... Having sex at the foot of the bed, losing balance and falling back into the TV at the Crowne Plaza Hotel (who for some unknown reason don't have insurance and force you to pay on the spot or they'll call the police) - $1500. Sharing the story - Priceless!"

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 17°C
Min: 10°C (overnight)
Humidity: 95%
Showers easing, chance early thunder. Northerly dying. (Translation: WHERES MY THUNDER?!?!)

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
SILENCE...NO BABIES IN THE HOUSE! They have FINALLY gone home...not only that but we've lost 2 kids as well. PARTY ON!!!

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Sharts are only funny when they happen to other people. But we aren't going to say who. Fail!!!