The team that lil Gav was on for 48 Hour Film Challenge this year won the Auckland regional finals and they now go on to compete against the other national winners. Awesome huh.
Another attempt on JayJay's life was made, this time by Corey. She made JayJay an omelet and put pepper in it. But fear not, JayJay only took a bite and is A-O-K!
JayJay is also trying to get in to be a stage dancer for the Basshunter gig, after reading in this blog that he is coming over here.
The Auckland Harbour Bridge turned 50 today (such a new country).
The Zion Wildlife Gardens has been temporarily closed by the Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry (MAF). The move comes after keeper Dalu Mncube was mauled to death by a 260kg white male tiger called Abu on Wednesday. This also means that the "Lion Man" is back in the headlines.
Strong winds at Aoraki-Mt Cook have blown more than 50 icebergs down to the southern end of the Tasman Glacier Terminal Lake.
A woman is facing prosecution after trying to smuggle 25 tinnies of cannabis inside her handbag into Hawke's Bay Prison in Hastings on Wednesday.
Palmerston North police hunting a sex attacker say he will have injuries sustained from his victim's stiletto heels.
Bluechip investors (a Bay of Plenty couple) won a share of first division Lotto ($216,279)
AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 16 °C
Min: 8 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 73 %
Fine and cloudy periods. Light winds. (Translation: another nice day, crisp but nice. there must of be a bit of rain though, cause the ground is wet.)
ZEN TEACHINGS
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
SIDESWIPE
A sign which had just been placed on New Windsor Rd, Mt Roskill, directing motorists to Sandringham.
WEEKEND EVENT
Slinky seems to be the go for most people I think...
CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Maz isn't going to Slinky...is that a weirdness?
Steve was getting in JayJay's second outfit for her for Slinky (Eskimo) and the plane has broken down and we wont get the outfits on time! FAIL!
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