WOW...what a random freakin evening it's been.
At about 6pm (well just before) JayJay had the cops knock on her door, looking for some guy that they thought had been bunking downstairs. They showed her the sketch and she said he looked "scary as fuck".
We (Russell, Dee and I) went to Ginger Minx tonight. And I have to say...it's just not the same. No Woodie Woodpecker...no bassy mc bass bass...30+ crowd...Sunday afternoonish sounds. But we had fun anyway, as you will see in the photos.
There was this drunk chick...(sounds like the start of "Cause I Got High" by AfroMan). Anywho, she sat at the table we were at and said I looked "beautiful" (gag I know)...that was sweet. But who the hell says "Are you COURTING one of these two men" (referring to Dee & Russell). COURTING...WTF!
We also got invited to a 21st that was happening upstairs of Minx. We weren't on the list, didn't know the birthday girl. BUT that's what happens when you're a regular and know the bouncer. Haha! So we went up there for a bit (it was going off...Adam B was there too) and I had a random arm wrestle with a dude...he also told me i'm pretty strong. And had a few dudes check out the gunshow...haha...strongy mc strong strong! So all REALLY random!
There is one more story from Day Eight as well, but that is at the very bottom...because it's a FAIL!
AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Because we were home after middnight...DUNNO! It was fuckin cold though, bit warmer than yesterday cause...it rained.
SAY OH HAI!
CURRENT WEIRDNESS
COURTING!?!?!
We got pulled over on New North Road, after leaving the Minx. I hear you going "oooo"...but no, no you have it all wrong.
Turned onto Morningside Drive. Dee spots cop. Dee says "he's gonna flick around and get you". (Russell was driving of course). I (Maz) say "if you stick to the road rules, he's got nothing".
Turn left on to New North Road...*red and blue* and together now..." OooOOOoosoooomebooooddddies in troooooouuuuuuubbbbbbbbbllllle".
Cop (with flashlight) heads toward drivers door about a meter between him and the car. Failing to check the backseat (where I was) and the passengers side. Russell hands over licence, after the "hi there" crap.
Cop: "I see your registration is out"
Russell: "Yeah, I know. Haven't gotten around to it"
Cop: "Can you tell me the circumstances of your learner licence?"
Russell: "Ah learner motorcycle licence. I hold a class 2. BUT no driving after 10, no passengers..."
Cop: (feeling like a bit of a dick) "yeah and all the rest"
Cop: "ah Mr Mace, can you tell me the colour of the light you went through turning left onto ah New North Road?"
Russell: "Yeah. It's was a green light...well red main light and green left arrow"
Cop: (feeling more like a dick) "oh"
Russell: "Ah can you tell me why I was pulled over?"
Cop: (feels like a nob now) "ahhh just a random check"
Cop: "I'm just going to go do a check"
*we wait*
.....
*he gets back quickly*
Cop: "Thank you for your time. Have a good night. Drive Safely"
Russell: "Yeah. Have a good night officer"
Yes, Yes we got no ticket...NOTHING! And we all couldn't help but burst into laughter over the whole thing. The cop felt sooooo uncomfortable.
And while on this topic...can you answer this next time your online. What do the ambo's say over there? Is it still BLEEDER, BLEEDER, BLEEDER?
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