Day Seventeen of being Aflickionless...

You will be thanking your lucky stars that your not here when you read about the weather we are having...all I have to say is DAMN YOU! The sky is grey, the wind is blowing (even whistling), the rain is falling and it's cold.
It's almost 4.30pm and acording to metservice it is currently 8°C but feels like 2°C...FUCK ME!

Slinky happened last night, I haven't yet had an update on what it was like...but I'm sure I will hear all about it soon enough.

Amber Cadaver is getting another tattoo this week. This time she is getting her knuckles done, Kill Bill, her favourite movie ever.

Maz has a 5.30am call time tomorrow, which means she has to be out of bed at the ridiculous hour of 3.30am. Tomorrow is definitely going to be a glass cutter of a day

An icy blast from the sub-antarctic is setting in, bringing bitterly cold temperatures to much of the North Island today. Weather Watch analyst Philip Duncan said temperatures would be low enough for snow to fall to low levels in places such as Taupo and Rotorua, which was "very rare". Wellington dropped to 3.7 degrees at lunchtime ('feels like' -5°C) and Duncan said the southerly was making it even chillier. Waiouru, in the central North island has zero degrees.
Snow could still fall as far north as the Hunua Ranges south of Auckland, and the northern tip of the Coromandel Peninsula.
Metservice has issued heavy snow warnings for Southland, Otago, Canterbury, Marlborough and the hills and ranges of Wellington, Wairarapa, Hawkes Bay, Gisborne, Manawatu, Wanganui, Taihape, Taupo and Taranaki.

My hands are frozen!

Also Farmers began trading in 1909...which means it is 100 years old now. I think that is possibly almost as old as crap gets over here. I don't know if you ever went to the old Farmers, but there was a Cockatoo there and guess what...HE IS STILL ALIVE!!!

Oh and 7 weeks till the NZ Body Art Awards...CRAP!

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 13 °C
Min: 4 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 63 %
A period of heavy showers. Cold gusty southerlies. (Translation: it's a bit cold, but nowhere near how cold it is going to get. The dark clouds are setting in...)

WORD OF THE DAY
Tight - Amber Cadaver, after buying a new pair of jeans.

SLINKY PHOTOS
Just a couple of photos Gemma took

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
How cold it is getting and how early the snow dumps have come...

DAILY FOF MOMENT
So I flicked on to Russell's account to sort out his farm (get somebody to harvest). Now is it just me or does "John" seem a bit slow? He spend a good 5minutes just walking around the farm like a nob before I told him to do the cabbages...

Day Sixteen of being Aflickionless...

I'm clutching at thin air this evening when it comes to writting this blog, but we will get by with a few fillers.

JayJay is dancing at Slinky this evening. It seems to be the event to be at this weekend and most people are going to it.

Maz is meant to be body painting Jenna this evening for Slinky, but hasn't heard boo from her all day. So who knows what's happening.

Maz also thinks she should stop looking at shoes and fashion from overseas, because it's just upsetting..."I want those shoes and that dress".

An icy polar blast will settle over the country this Queen's Birthday weekend, sending temperatures plummeting and bringing snow to extremely low levels. It is predicting snow down to 200m as far north as the Gisborne ranges and heavy dumps on Central North Island roads.

Staff at Zion Wildlife Gardens have been banned from contact with the big cat.

Two New Zealanders holidaying in Australia have tested positive for swine flu.

The $65 million Nautilus apartment tower in Orewa, is the latest victim of leaky-building syndrome. One source said the repair bill was expected to reach $19 million, which would make it New Zealand's most expensive leaky building.

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 16 °C
Min: 9 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 93 %
A few showers. Westerlies. (Translation: it rainned...surprise, surprise. Upside, because of the rain it wasn't that cold today.)

BUILDING THE AUCKLAND HARBOUR BRIDGE

TONIGHTS EVENT
Slinky and Forte Dance Fiesta. I wonder which will have the most people?

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
How true some of the starsigns are...

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Dee's call time for Monday morning is 4.30am and his car has fucked out (water pump).

Day Fifteen of being Aflickionless...

The team that lil Gav was on for 48 Hour Film Challenge this year won the Auckland regional finals and they now go on to compete against the other national winners. Awesome huh.

Another attempt on JayJay's life was made, this time by Corey. She made JayJay an omelet and put pepper in it. But fear not, JayJay only took a bite and is A-O-K!
JayJay is also trying to get in to be a stage dancer for the Basshunter gig, after reading in this blog that he is coming over here.

The Auckland Harbour Bridge turned 50 today (such a new country).

The Zion Wildlife Gardens has been temporarily closed by the Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry (MAF). The move comes after keeper Dalu Mncube was mauled to death by a 260kg white male tiger called Abu on Wednesday. This also means that the "Lion Man" is back in the headlines.

Strong winds at Aoraki-Mt Cook have blown more than 50 icebergs down to the southern end of the Tasman Glacier Terminal Lake.

A woman is facing prosecution after trying to smuggle 25 tinnies of cannabis inside her handbag into Hawke's Bay Prison in Hastings on Wednesday.

Palmerston North police hunting a sex attacker say he will have injuries sustained from his victim's stiletto heels.

Bluechip investors (a Bay of Plenty couple) won a share of first division Lotto ($216,279)

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 16 °C
Min: 8 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 73 %
Fine and cloudy periods. Light winds. (Translation: another nice day, crisp but nice. there must of be a bit of rain though, cause the ground is wet.)

ZEN TEACHINGS
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

SIDESWIPE
A sign which had just been placed on New Windsor Rd, Mt Roskill, directing motorists to Sandringham.

WEEKEND EVENT
Slinky seems to be the go for most people I think...

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Maz isn't going to Slinky...is that a weirdness?

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Steve was getting in JayJay's second outfit for her for Slinky (Eskimo) and the plane has broken down and we wont get the outfits on time! FAIL!

Day Fourteen of being Aflickionless...

I really can't write about much today as I was off in my own world for over 12hours (JayJay missed me...awww).

I can however report that it was dirty, there was bad language, some fake naughty, naughty and body parts shown...he he he.

Normal transmission should resume tomorrow...

ps. we love the blogs and your photography *swoon*...we're so jealous!

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 17 °C
Min: 7 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 92 %
Fine and cloudy periods. Light winds. (Translation: it was a beautiful day...the evening however brought a few spits)

WEEKEND EVENT
Slinky seems to be the go for most people I think...

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
How good a cushioned seat (even the car seat) feels after sitting on wooden stands for a whole day.

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Having to wait to read the blogs for over 12 hours, knowing that you were in the process of writting them when I left for work.

Day Thirteen of being Aflickionless...

Lets see...it's day THIRTEEN!

JayJay's first set for cityvibes is now up on the website (have also included a few below)...YAY!

Maz's has been packing boxes for the move...has black hair...has a scratch or something on her cornea...AND has to be out of bed at 4am to be on set for 6am (stupid Auckland traffic).

You missed an awesome looking sunset this evening, beautiful reds and yellows. Firey! Find photos below.

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 17 °C
Min: 7 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 89 %
Fine. Southeast breeze. (Translation: they weren't lying, it was fine all day. such a nice change)

EXILE PHOTOS

SUNSET

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
That Russell has watched all of Beetlejuice without leaving the couch for any reason...

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Reading fail of the day has to go to you, Haydn for reading camera not CORNEA.
Music fail goes to Kids of 88 for their new song My House. It's only just been released, yet because it is the current C4 song I'm already over it.
Maz has to get up at 4am, that alone is a massive FAIL!

Day Twelve of being Aflickionless...

i thought that I would put today's one up early, I doubt anything exciting will happen between now and later tonight.

Maz picked up some more days work on Spartacus. This stage we have a total of 11days of work on it...woot!

Last night on chat I told you about the video for My House by Kids of 88. Paint Splatter...and well I leave the rest up to you to decide. Yes I have found it on YouTube for you to see.



AND also the trailer for the Sherlock Holmes movie. *giggle*



In other news Basshunter is coming over here and doing 4 all ages gigs. Oh joy...*sigh*

PIGGY WINK MOMENT OF THE DAY
Maz: "so when are we going to have cheese cake"
Russell: "but i'm kinda full"
Maz: "yeah same, but when are we gonna have cheese cake" *giggle*

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 14 °C
Min: 11 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 80 %
Thick high cloud. Southeasterlies. (Translation: think we had a little of that wet stuff today as well...but otherwise good)

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
It's only just on 6pm here and it's already as black as pitch

DAILY FOF MOMENT
SpeedTouch Router problems...do I need to explain this further?

Day Eleven of being Aflickionless...

JayJay got a parking ticket for an expired WOF ($200, thank you very much). She didn't realise that it had expired, since she hardly uses her car. Oops! JayJay has also did her first set for CityVibes this past week at Exile...YAY! Will let you know when the photos are up.

Maz realised that she picked up the wrong rubbish bags at the supermakert last night (got the 40L, not the 60L...doh). She has also been tossing around the idea of applying to uni for next year to study Fine Arts. AND Maz had her fitting today for Spartacus...it's very leggy...haha!

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 16 °C
Min: 12 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 69 %
Rain, some heavy falls. Gusty southeast. (Translation: the ground is still wet...but at least it wasn't as cold today!)

MORE OH HAI

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Don't think there are any really...nope, no weirdness...all TOTALLY NORMAL!

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Gotta be the rubbish bag thing, geez check the number on the bag...stupid!

Day Ten of being Aflickionless...

*blank* It's Sunday...

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 16 °C
Min: 9 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 93 %
Rain developing this afternoon. Southerlies freshening. (Translation: a bit nippy with that wet stuff...you know, rain.)

NEXT WEEKEND'S EVENT'S
Slinky: The 10 Year Anniversay Party @ ASB Showgrounds
Forte Dance Fiesta's: First Birthday @ Alexandra Park

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
N/A

DAILY FOF MOMENT
That today's blog fails to have any interest!

Day Nine of being Aflickionless...

And only 110 to go...

Seeings as I wrote a brief about the $10,000,000,00 Westpac epic fail. I thought I would add a bit of a video about it (god I love Youtube).

Tashley did a zombie walk/bar crawl last night with a group of people. Looks like they had fun by their photos.

Today has been fairly quite. Although my radar has been turned off for most of the day. But after the randomness that was Friday I think we need a bit of a rest.

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 14 °C
Min: 7 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 74 %
Fine spells, increasing cloudy periods. Cool southwest. (Translation: it was a nice day today, we had sun. But it was still a nipple tweaking kinda day.)

WEEKEND EVENT
Exile is on at Space Bar tonight. JayJay is going to that...so maybe we might see some photo of it soon.

UPFM Frolic is also on tomorrow at Parakai Hot Pools.

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
the change in time difference, between here and there.

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Greenhithe dairy/superette doesn't sell pies (I'm talking about the big ones, feed "4" people, found in the frozen section). They don't even sell little frozen pies. They do however sell sweet pies (fruit etc) and good ol Big Ben pies. Come on man it's Greenhithe, is it too good for pie?

Day Eight of being Aflickionless...

WOW...what a random freakin evening it's been.

At about 6pm (well just before) JayJay had the cops knock on her door, looking for some guy that they thought had been bunking downstairs. They showed her the sketch and she said he looked "scary as fuck".

We (Russell, Dee and I) went to Ginger Minx tonight. And I have to say...it's just not the same. No Woodie Woodpecker...no bassy mc bass bass...30+ crowd...Sunday afternoonish sounds. But we had fun anyway, as you will see in the photos.
There was this drunk chick...(sounds like the start of "Cause I Got High" by AfroMan). Anywho, she sat at the table we were at and said I looked "beautiful" (gag I know)...that was sweet. But who the hell says "Are you COURTING one of these two men" (referring to Dee & Russell). COURTING...WTF!
We also got invited to a 21st that was happening upstairs of Minx. We weren't on the list, didn't know the birthday girl. BUT that's what happens when you're a regular and know the bouncer. Haha! So we went up there for a bit (it was going off...Adam B was there too) and I had a random arm wrestle with a dude...he also told me i'm pretty strong. And had a few dudes check out the gunshow...haha...strongy mc strong strong! So all REALLY random!

There is one more story from Day Eight as well, but that is at the very bottom...because it's a FAIL!

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Because we were home after middnight...DUNNO! It was fuckin cold though, bit warmer than yesterday cause...it rained.

SAY OH HAI!

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
COURTING!?!?!

DAILY FOF MOMENT
We got pulled over on New North Road, after leaving the Minx. I hear you going "oooo"...but no, no you have it all wrong.
Turned onto Morningside Drive. Dee spots cop. Dee says "he's gonna flick around and get you". (Russell was driving of course). I (Maz) say "if you stick to the road rules, he's got nothing".
Turn left on to New North Road...*red and blue* and together now..." OooOOOoosoooomebooooddddies in troooooouuuuuuubbbbbbbbbllllle".
Cop (with flashlight) heads toward drivers door about a meter between him and the car. Failing to check the backseat (where I was) and the passengers side. Russell hands over licence, after the "hi there" crap.
Cop: "I see your registration is out"
Russell: "Yeah, I know. Haven't gotten around to it"
Cop: "Can you tell me the circumstances of your learner licence?"
Russell: "Ah learner motorcycle licence. I hold a class 2. BUT no driving after 10, no passengers..."
Cop: (feeling like a bit of a dick) "yeah and all the rest"
Cop: "ah Mr Mace, can you tell me the colour of the light you went through turning left onto ah New North Road?"
Russell: "Yeah. It's was a green light...well red main light and green left arrow"
Cop: (feeling more like a dick) "oh"
Russell: "Ah can you tell me why I was pulled over?"
Cop: (feels like a nob now) "ahhh just a random check"

Cop: "I'm just going to go do a check"
*we wait*
.....
*he gets back quickly*

Cop: "Thank you for your time. Have a good night. Drive Safely"
Russell: "Yeah. Have a good night officer"

Yes, Yes we got no ticket...NOTHING! And we all couldn't help but burst into laughter over the whole thing. The cop felt sooooo uncomfortable.

And while on this topic...can you answer this next time your online. What do the ambo's say over there? Is it still BLEEDER, BLEEDER, BLEEDER?

Day Seven of being Aflickionless...

It's fucking cold here today...

A Rotorua couple applied to Westpac Bank for a $10,000 overdraft and mistakenly had $10 million paid into their account. They are now on the run and interpol is on the look for them.
Carol Hirschfeld is leaving TV3 for Maori television in August....ummmm...

And you just have to ask yourself..."What would a monkey do?"

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 13 °C
Min: 6 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 73 %
Fine, few cloudy periods. Cold southwesterlies. (Translation: Pretty alright day, but one of the coldest since you left.)

SNOW
A wee pic from the NZ Herald of the snow...brrrrrrr cold

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
That it is so cold here, yet so warm/hot where you are...and your only 3 hours behind...WEIRD!

DAILY FOF MOMENT
More from Cooking Blunders with JayJay...last night she had a nashi pear for dinner (it was late & she had forgotten about dinner). Cliff got home & told her to cook something, because a nashi is not enough for dinner. So she cooked an egg. She smacked the egg on the base of the pan & the egg was crushed. The pan was "very, very hot to touch with my fingers"...I think she might of burnt her fingers a little. Cliff took over cooking after that.

Day Sex (oops I mean SIX) of being Aflickionless...

JayJay & Maz went shopping...bikini shopping. ZOMG! Awesome stationary store in Albany Mall (smiggle)...although smaller than the one in Sydney, it's still awesome...but Maz thinks any store that is layed out by colour is awesome.

JayJay was allowed to cook again this morning and she didn't burn down the house. YAY!

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 14 °C
Min: 7 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 82 %
Showers. Fresh cold southwesterlies. (Translation: they said "Fresh" and "Cold" that means it's FUCKIN cold. At least we didn't get hail!)

RANDOM
PINK BUNNY HAT AWESOMENESS...so toastie and warm!

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
You not knowing how to RSS Feed to Facebook. Thought you knew everything!

DAILY FOF MOMENT
See above...haha!

Day Five of being Aflickionless...

Maz attempted to sell JayJay in the her one day only Special Retard sale on Facebook...but nobody wanted to buy her. Not even for Indian Rupee's.

So many of us are jealous of your access to shopping and shoes...we are just jealous in general really. You lucky, lucky...

Things seem to be fairly quite otherwise...haha...yeah right!

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 16 °C
Min: 10 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 76 %
Showers. Fresh southwest. (Translation: Fresh...just say cold DAMN IT!)

SOME VACCINE PHOTOS

MORE FRANTIC PHOTOS

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
JayJay is making friends with emo's on Myspace.

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Besides not selling JayJay. Pizza Hut failed this evening, Jumbo Meat Lovers came with BBQ Swirl...what the hell man. So they had to drive all the way out to Greenhithe with a new pizza with NO BBQ Swirl.

Day Four of being Aflickionless...

It's currently raining, which means you more than likely missed JayJay's wet t-shirt display today.

Maz has YET another pj day and is avoiding packing or anything like that. She is still in a bit of pain from the weekend...too much dancing. Maz also has her wardrobe fitting for Spartacus on Wednesday.

Monday's are pretty lame really. There is something on Close Up this evening about Gossip columnists in nz. Also there have been No new swine flu cases reported in NZ (thanks NZ Herald)

JayJay would also like you to hurry up and add her on Myspace. Even though you are never on there...

A LITTLE SIDESWIPES

Spotted in the Nelson suburb of Stoke.

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 18 °C
Min: 11 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 70 %
Showers. Northwest, then southwest. (Translation: it wasn't bad all day, a little cloud and the threat of rain...but now it's packed in for the night.)

CRAPPY AUCKLAND TRAFFIC
Thanks to those brilliant things called cameras here is a pic of the motorway as I write this...

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Aflickion missing from Facebook AND IT'S A MONDAY! Shouldn't you be at work?

DAILY FOF MOMENT
And just before 7.30pm the fail lines are alive again, thanks to JayJay. She set the element she was cooking on at home, on fire!

Day Three of being Aflickionless...

It's Sunday...which means not much in the way of Epicness.

People are either getting over Lady Gaga/PCD concert, Frantic or whatever else was on.

A FEW FRANTIC PHOTOS

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 19 °C
Min: 10 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 94 %
Outbreaks of rain, easing evening. Fresh northwest.
(Translation: pretty good but still averagely shite. Would you look at that the ground is wet again!)

NEXT WEEKENDS EVENT
Unknown

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
That this blog is ahead of yours...but thats not really a weirdness, just a fact.

DAILY FOF MOMENT
"too much soy on rice" - Jason McIver

Day Two of being Aflickionless...

JayJay cooked food for Maz, and Maz didn't die or get sick. AND JayJay didn't burn down the house...YAY!

Frantic happend and it was alright. Alot more people than at Vaccine and the lasers were awesome. We cranked it! Oh yeah and Kylie was up to her normal Saturday night antics.

We also came up with the secret plan today...but it's our secret not yours.

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Fuck knows what the temp and all that stuff was...but YAY it was fine and only the odd little tiny wee bit of rain, here and there.

WEEKEND EVENT
Frantic @ Space. Photos coming soon!!!

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Not seeing you at Frantic, arms crossed, head bobbing deciding if it was worth turning up.

DAILY FOF MOMENT
JayJay getting her straps from various pieces of clothing caught on her cuffs (repeatedly). It was a Special moment.

Day One of being Aflickionless...

JayJay got drenched in a sun shower, pity you weren't here cause her top went see through. But your not alone, Maz missed out too.
At least JayJay learnt a valuable lesson; Don't wear white tops in winter. The most important part is learning new things.

Maz wasn't online at 1pm like she normally is, she wasn't even online before 1pm. Everybody thought she must of been enjoying the sun, but really she was still in bed asleep.

The wind is cold, which means nipples are on point...pity your not here to see that either.

AUCKLAND FORECAST TODAY
Max: 17 °C
Min: 14 °C (overnight)
Humidity: 76 %
Passing showers, heavy and thundery at first. Northwest. (Translation: averagely shite)

WEEKEND EVENT
Frantic @ Space. We will let you know what you missed.

CURRENT WEIRDNESS
Your not playing at Ginger Minx tonight and Facebook has had no smart ass comments.

DAILY FOF MOMENT
Russell's car locking him out with the keys in the ignition and the engine running. FAIL!